Terraria: It’s like minecraft.
Paper Mario: Your Mario and your paper and its an RPG
FFIX: Some douchebag with a tail fights with his crossdressing brother.
some guy gets a letter from his dead wife and goes to an abandoned town to learn life lessons about himself.
the first one they’re looking for a friend, but i need you to tell what’s going on in the second fucking one because i didn’t play the other games for consoles i didn’t have and why would you put important information in that shit. oh and disney characters
basically commander shepard is a guy who’d rather spend all his credits on fish and model ships than get weapons for his crew who are sometimes alien and all have boners for him srsly
So Altair is this wanker who royally fucks up and ends up having to redeem himself by running around and assassinating a bunch of other fuckers that no one likes after becoming best mates with the guy who’s brother he gets killed. Also for some reason his wee clique is really invested in eagles.
You move to a new town and meet some people with emotional issues. Actually this whole town is full of emotional issues. Then someone dies and then other people die on television. So you have to stop people dying on tv using your conquered bipolar monster, and you basically go through a year of high school without getting any grades and the end is depressing.
Refugees Ruining Shit For Everyone Plus Every Type Of Social Warfare Then A Church Blows Up Simulator 2000
(okay so that’s not a description so much as a more accurate title, but)
You control robocop as he steals everyone’s candybars and push one out of four buttons at the end to screw up somebody’s plans
You and your three friends can’t die, but your other friends can, which makes it really difficult to take on this asshole who also can’t die. There’s also a lot of reading involved.
(Source: effyeahpegasister)
